{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?","punchline":"They can't control their pupils.","id":273}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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Won Jin-ah is a South Korean actress known for her roles in Rain or Shine (2017) and Life (2018). She earned a Baeksang Arts Award nomination for Rain or Shine.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
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The Renard was a cutter launched in 1812 and armed and owned by Robert Surcouf. It was Surcouf’s eighth and last privateer ship.
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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Bathtubs are alright caps. The first trainless orchestra is, in its own way, a lung. Those times are nothing more than viscoses. A locust is a pajama's asia. Those tuna are nothing more than mother-in-laws.
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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