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Father Thomas Joseph White is an American Catholic priest and theologian. On September 14, 2021, he succeeded Michał Paluch as rector of the Pontifical University of Saint Thomas Aquinas in Rome. He is a founding member of the bluegrass band the Hillbilly Thomists.
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