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{"type":"standard","title":"Real Mulia F.C.","displaytitle":"Real Mulia F.C.","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19610088","titles":{"canonical":"Real_Mulia_F.C.","normalized":"Real Mulia F.C.","display":"Real Mulia F.C."},"pageid":45088109,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Real_Mulia_FC_logo.png","width":283,"height":352},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Real_Mulia_FC_logo.png","width":283,"height":352},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277346055","tid":"dae38de6-f25d-11ef-bd51-4f2f694503ae","timestamp":"2025-02-24T03:17:19Z","description":"Malaysian football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Mulia_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Mulia_F.C.?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Mulia_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Real_Mulia_F.C."},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Mulia_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Real_Mulia_F.C.","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Mulia_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Real_Mulia_F.C."}},"extract":"Real Mulia Football Club, commonly known as Real Mulia, simply as Real, was a Malaysian professional football club. Founded in the end of 2014 as Kelab Bolasepak Real Mulia, the team has traditionally worn a dark blue home kit. The word Real is a Spanish for royal and was bestowed to the club by Tengku Fahd Mua'adzam together with the crown in the emblem. The team has played its home matches in the 2,000-capacity Maybank Stadium in downtown Bangi. Real Mulia formerly played in the third-tier division of Malaysian football, the Malaysia FAM League. In 2015, the club has pulled from the league for financial reasons.","extract_html":"
Real Mulia Football Club, commonly known as Real Mulia, simply as Real, was a Malaysian professional football club. Founded in the end of 2014 as Kelab Bolasepak Real Mulia, the team has traditionally worn a dark blue home kit. The word Real is a Spanish for royal and was bestowed to the club by Tengku Fahd Mua'adzam together with the crown in the emblem. The team has played its home matches in the 2,000-capacity Maybank Stadium in downtown Bangi. Real Mulia formerly played in the third-tier division of Malaysian football, the Malaysia FAM League. In 2015, the club has pulled from the league for financial reasons.
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Xuzhou District, formerly Yibin County (宜宾县) is a district of the city of Yibin, Sichuan Province, China, bordering Yunnan province to the south. It is the northernmost county-level division of Yibin.
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The Voree plates, also called The Record of Rajah Manchou of Vorito, or the Voree Record, were a set of three tiny metal plates allegedly discovered by James J. Strang, a leader of the Latter Day Saint movement, in Voree, Wisconsin, United States, in 1845.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do planets listen to?","punchline":"Nep-tunes.","id":255}
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