{"type":"standard","title":"Yan Arlazorov","displaytitle":"Yan Arlazorov","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2991113","titles":{"canonical":"Yan_Arlazorov","normalized":"Yan Arlazorov","display":"Yan Arlazorov"},"pageid":58792050,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Yan_Arlazorov.jpg","width":250,"height":297},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Yan_Arlazorov.jpg","width":250,"height":297},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256718410","tid":"e4245744-9ffa-11ef-bccd-0995b296fc67","timestamp":"2024-11-11T07:02:19Z","description":"Russian actor and stand-up comic","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Arlazorov","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Arlazorov?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Arlazorov?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Yan_Arlazorov"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Arlazorov","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Yan_Arlazorov","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Arlazorov?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Yan_Arlazorov"}},"extract":"Yan Mayorovich Arlazorov was a Soviet and Russian theater actor, comedian and entertainer, Honored Artist of Russia (1997), winner of the All-Russian Competition of Variety Artists.","extract_html":"
Yan Mayorovich Arlazorov was a Soviet and Russian theater actor, comedian and entertainer, Honored Artist of Russia (1997), winner of the All-Russian Competition of Variety Artists.
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The Lalande Prize was an award for scientific advances in astronomy, given from 1802 until 1970 by the French Academy of Sciences.
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