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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

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